Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Randomize
