uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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