whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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