Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i dont even know how to be here
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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