last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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