I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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