So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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