Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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