Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
whose parrot is this?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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