9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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