My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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