ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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