dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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