Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
her vagine was all disorganized.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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