I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
