Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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