Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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