Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
