I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
