we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She needs sedatives and a leash
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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