I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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