And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
