every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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