that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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