Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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