Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
and she was petting her beer can
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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