I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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