The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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