i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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