4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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