what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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