think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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