youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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