quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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