i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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