South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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