We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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