So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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