How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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