If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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