I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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