I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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