Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
