He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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