At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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