Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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