Sry I called you an 8
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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