I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
