they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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