what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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