Christians are straight up FREAKS
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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